by Fred J. Calfior and Douglas W. Miller
The workmen have just walked away from re-tarring the surface of San Carlos' runway. Unbeknownst to the world as you know it, there is the sadistic black tar goo creature that killed Tasha Yar in a Star Trek The Next Generation episode - awaiting some San Francisco denizen or visitor (such as yourself!) to fly into its schlucky ooze dripping powered claws with a thirst that Coca Cola can't quench! As you see it slime over your windows, you realize that there is easily a fate worse than an FAA checkride!