by Fred J. Calfior and Douglas W. Miller
“You know, I have this bad feeling that something's going to happen that won't be what you would call a blessing. Oh my gosh! Man overboard drill! Quarantine the area! Call in the calvary! Round up the doggies! Get some ice cubes!”
All of a sudden your left wing is on fire. You successfully put it out by performing a split S inverted dive, but unfortunately you ripped off your wings!