by Fred J. Calfior and Douglas W. Miller
1) Descend to “1500” feet
2) Arc clockwise “7.0” DME from SFO VOR
“Things speed up appreciably when arcing only 7 miles from a station! It's almost like you might as well keep a very shallow angle of bank, and that'll do the job! Do you see why we need that 1500 feet altitude as we head into section B of San Francisco's Class B airspace? There's no way to miss that lowered floor unless we go outbound on the SFO 090 radial, which you won't!”
3) Choose the proper word from the Silly Sniglets section at the end of this scenario, and go to the AirLeg indicated.
The point where the stream of drinking fountain water is at its perfect height, thus relieving the drinker from (a) having to suck the nozzle, or (b) squirting himself in the eye.